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A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

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What is the moral of
movie SALAAM NAMASTE?

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The moral is :-
Never trust Australian condoms..!!

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"A Girl asked Pappu ! ! !
Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain
Pappu: Legs
Girl:Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nahin hai ?
Pappu : Paisay
Girl : Woh kia hai jo loug din main karne ke bajaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain ?
Pappu : Neend
Girl : Woh kia hai jo larki pehli baar karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
Pappu: Kaan main chaid
MORAL: Aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhia..."
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte