fool idea#6

-Fill a glass with water. Add food dye so it matches the color of whatever juice you have in your refrigerator. Serve the "juice" to your family. They will be expecting something sweet and getting water so it will taste funny at first. Don't forget to watch the funny faces they make!

funny 6

"
We live in a funny country,

b'coz.....
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.....In INDIA, Pizza reaches home faster than the ambulance or police !!! "

funny sms / dosti sms

A frnd is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% Gud Luking Datz y i'm ur frnd, U r so Lucky.. -

FUnny sms

Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.

funny sms

U R MY BEST SMART CUTE LOVEBL SWETST N INTELIGENT FRND NOTE Is msg k sbhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikt jiwan s koi smbndh nai he

joke sms / funny sms

Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi?? ? ? ? Beti- B.B.A Karungi! Papa-what is BBA! .. Beti- Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish..!

funny sms

Meet in RAJASTAN, Love in PAKISTAN Marrage in DEVASTAN, Take Honymoon in AFGANISTAN,But dont bring ur population 2 our HINDUSTAN Jai hinD

funny #3

on airport three people were waiting for their sons. Hindu: hmare amirjade ne ana hai. Muslim:hmare nvabjade ne aana hai.Punjabi:sade v haramjade ne aana hai.

funny sms

Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms
She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg

jOKE SMS / funny sms

Sharabi ek sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu- Ae murkh, main tujhe shraap deta hoon. Sharabi- Ruk jaao maharaj! Mn GLASS le kar aata hn. ....

funny sms

In School Father says to Teacher:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

funny / dosti sms

u like 2 Dance in d Rain,

I'll b thr 2 hold an umbrella 4u..

Coz..

If not,

d clay in ur head wil drain off..Datz frndship..He He..

funny sms

"Height of Confidence:-

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver..
""Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili"".

funny sms

"Ek Jamana tha jab subha-2
""Kukruku"" karke ""MURGE"" hume jagate the
aur
ek aaj kal ka jamana hai ""HUME"" sms karke ""MURGO"" ko Jagana padta hai.."

funny sms

Sell old newspaper, waste plastic, rusted iron,steel articles, milk covrs, wste magzins, take money frm dat RECHARGE UR CELL N MSG me

funny sms

Bhagvan ka diya Sab kuch h, Balance h,Phone h, Network h, Itna rutba h, Ki kisiko bhi misscall karu 2 msg ki line lag sakti h, Bas 1 aap ke msg ki kami hai

funny sms

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!

sHero - shayri / funny sms

Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam ho jaye; Milan na sahi Dua-salam hi ho jaaye Jinki yad me hum BIMAAR pade h Kam se kam unhe ZUKHAM to ho jaye

shero - o - shayri / funny sms

Jb se tumhe jana he, Jb se tumhe paya he, Hr dua me tera hi naam aya he, Taa kay pochon rab se, . . . . Ye kaisa namoona banaya he

funny sms

Sms karnge hum 1 Duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye Rasam badi Pyari.
Sms milte he 1 sms bhej dena,
Kyonki hume Bilkul Pasand nahi Udhari