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"Ek sardar pani pee raha tha...

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Ab kya
Sardar
Pani bi nahi pee-sakta kya ?
Us~me bi JOKE chahiye???
Jaan Lelo Sardaro ki...
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At your age and for good health,
please limit ur sex life
Do only on days that start with
letter "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, & Tomorrow

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Papu ka Bapu ko Jukham hua tha,
to ppu doctor bulane gya
Dr-Jo kehna hai Mobile me kaho
Papu-Bapu is In Vibration Mode Plz dr re-start him.

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Doctor: Tum 2 Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe The, Lekin Tumhari 2 Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai. Banta: Wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi H.

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Kid On 1st April:Kitchen Me Naukar,Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai
Mummy:Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska
Kid:April Fool wo 2 PAPA Hi
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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
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Santa:ye plane itna bada hota hai,to usse paint kaise karte he ?
Banta:Jab plane udta hai tab wo chhota hota hai,tab fatafat paint karte hain.

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Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi?? ? ? ? Beti- B.B.A Karungi! Papa-what is BBA! .. Beti- Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish..!

joke #18

"Santa invited angrej 4 lunch. Curd was served angrej asks. What is this? Santa did nt know englsh. He explain""milk sleeping in nite,morning become tight.""
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A beautiful girl was passing by..

Santa : Kya maal hai yaar

Banta : Arey haa maal se yaad aaya bhabiji kaisi hai ?

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"Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar,
Roll k liye fit kiya 1 sardar,
sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,ped se chalang mar k bola
""Jo bole so nihal"" Sita Mata sasriyakal."

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Sharabi ek sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu- Ae murkh, main tujhe shraap deta hoon. Sharabi- Ruk jaao maharaj! Mn GLASS le kar aata hn. ....

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Santa aur Banta railway station par,
Santa: Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu?
Enquiry Man: Nahi
Banta: Kya main ja sakta hu?

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"Gullu to God
if U don't mind, plz give me
1 bag full of MONEY, a JOB & 1 BIG vehicle full of girls.
God: TATHASTU

Today Gullu is
BUS-CONDUCTOR.
So b specific."

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Santa buy underwear. he choose: How much for this?
.Sopkiper 500rs.
Santa: Arey bhai daily wala diklhao party wear nahi.

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A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumhare underwear mein suraakh hain?" Frend replied "Nahi" Sardar said, "to phir taangein kahan se daalta hai saalay... :-)

joke #9

"Bhakt- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwan- Kyon nahi beta.
Bhakt- To meri 4 botal Ambala police station me zabt hai woh chhudwa do."

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santa; birds kaun c languag use krte hai. banta;pta nhi. santa; english banta; wo kaise santa; yar tune kabhi CROW ko GAY-GAY bolte suna hai wo bolta hai COW-2

joke #17

Q: What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
A: One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.
Doctor:full body Xray hoga
Xray report- Found fractre in ungli.