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Husband asks:Do u know d meaning of WIFE? It means,Without Information Fighting Everytime Wife replies-No, It means,With Idiot For Ever!

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Banta: Je Tu Dasde Ki Is Bag Vich Ki Hai To Sare Ande Tere,
Je Tu Dasde Kinne Hai To 8 De 8 Tere.
Santa: Koi Hint?

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Banta: Je Tu Dasde Ki Is Bag Vich Ki Hai To Sare Ande Tere,
Je Tu Dasde Kinne Hai To 8 De 8 Tere.
Santa: Koi Hint?

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is???!!!"

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A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai I'm already married Girl:Tumne to dara dia Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai

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Banta:Mujhe 200Rs De Do. Santa: Tujhe Rupaye Ki Nahi,Akal Ki Zaroorat Hai. Banta:Magar Main Aapse Wahi Cheez 2 Mangoonga,Jo Apke Paas Hai

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Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta :

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Police see a villages sat on a bufalo P: where is ur helmet? Pay 50/- fine v:  this is not 2 wheeler it's 4 wheeler.

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santa and banta are driving a Car, Santa puts on the indicator and asks the Banta to check whether its working, He puts his head out and says - YES... No

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Santa was walking thru d forest he saw snake hanging on d tree. Santa: Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi, Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

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Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating d cake prepared by me! Husband:whom should I call now? Police or Ambulance?

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Santa-Roz subh 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain.. . Banta-are wah,Wo kaise?. . Santa-Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hoon.

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PATI:Mujpe Gussa Aane Pe Control Kaise Krti Ho BV:Toilet Saaf Krti Hu PATI:Pr Control Kaise Hota Hai BV:Me Apke Tuthbrush Se Saaf Krti Hu

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1 Ladka exam hall me pareshan tha. Sir: kya hua? Question paper muskil he? Boy:nai sir soch raha hu is question ka ans kis jeb me hai

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Aandha aadmi airforce me bharti ke liye gaya Major:me tume kis kam k liye rakhu? Aadmi:sirf Aandhadhundh firing k liye

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Biwi:Wo Samne Shrabi Dekh Rahe Ho? 5Sal Pehle Mene Use Shadi K Lie Inkar Kia tha or Wo AajTak P Raha Hai Pati:Baap Re Itni Lambi Celebration

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Banta: Tum Itni Der Se Apni Marriage Certificate Me Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Santa: Expiry Date

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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi..?

Girl:Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi.?

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A lucknowiNawab meets santa
Nawab:Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Santa:O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta ho

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Ladki : Musibat ke waqt hamasha muskarate rahna chahiye.

Ladka : Is liya to maine tumhe dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon.