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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

funny sms

Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya.?

agar hai to..!

please.?.

please.?

please.?


Delete kar do na.!

jab bhejna nhi h to rakhne ka kya fayda

Saturday, July 10, 2010

shero - o - shayri / funny sms

Na jane kab koi tara toot jaye.
Na jane kab koi aansu aankh se choot jaye.
Kuch pal mere sath haslo.
Na jane kab tumhare daant toot jye

Friday, July 9, 2010

funny sms

U R MY BEST
SMART
CUTE
LOVEBL
SWETST
N
INTELIGENT FRND
NOTE
Is msg k sbhi shabd kalpnik hai
Inka wastawikt jiwan s koi smbndh nai he

Friday, July 2, 2010

shero - o - shayri / funny sms

Jb se tumhe jana he,
Jb se tumhe paya he,

Hr dua me tera hi naam aya he,
Taa kay pochon rab se,
.
.
.
.
Ye kaisa namoona banaya he

Friday, June 18, 2010

funny thought sms

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. 

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

dosti / freindship sms / FUNNY SMS

Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, My frnd U'LL ROCK d nation

Friday, June 11, 2010

shero - o - shayri / funny sms

Sabhi nagme saaz me gaye nhi jaate,
Sabhi log mehfil me bulaye nhi jaate,
Kuch paas reh kr b yaad nhi aate,
Kuch dur reh kr b bhulaye NAHI jaate

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Dosti / freindship sms / FUNNY SMS

Dosti me mulakat b zruri hoti he
BeeteLamho me Yaad bi zruri hoti he
kbhi SMS bi kiya kro
Zindagi me PAGALPANTI b zruri hotiHe

Saturday, May 29, 2010

shero - o - shayri / funny sms

Flon ke raja ko AAM kahte h
Dopher k Bad k smay ko SHAM kahte he,
Raksha kre use RAM khte he,
OR Jo SMS ka jwab n de use
ZANDU BAAM khte he.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

funny sms

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat me banaya hoga
WAH WAH
simple c bat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain

funny sms

Washing Pwder Nirma
Washin pwdr Nirma
Dudh c Safedi Nirma s Aye
Rangin Kapda
B Khil-2 Jae

AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Pdte zrur H
wo b TONE k satH

Thursday, May 20, 2010

funny sms

JOKEZONE
AB: 1=2
how!

Let x=y.
= 2x-x=2y-y
= 2x-2y=x-y
= 2(x-y)=x-y
= 2=1

Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

shero - o - shayri / funny sms

Usne hatho pe mehendi laga rakhi thi
Hmne uski doli saja rakhi thi
Hme pata tha wo bewafa niklegi
Isliye hmne uski bahen b pata rkhi thi


Wednesday, April 14, 2010

funny sms

Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Main fir keh raha hu,Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Tu kutta

Tu kutta paal le,ajkal CHORIYAN bahut ho rhi h

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

joke sms / funny sms

A cute Nurse came4 the interview.
Dr:What salary U Xpect
Nurse:Rs10,000
Dr was overjoyed & said:My Pleasure.
Nurse:With pleasure 25000

Monday, April 5, 2010

joke sms / funny sms

Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi??
?
?
?
Beti-
B.B.A Karungi!

Papa-what is BBA!
..
Beti-
Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish..!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

joke sms / funny sms / pj

There were two frnds Jo and Wo
One day Jo got scared
and suddenly Wo died
Y did Wo die?




Because Jo dar gya,
Wo mar gya

Friday, April 2, 2010

sHero - shayri / funny sms

Puri botal
na sahi,
Ek jaam
ho jaye;
Milan
na sahi
Dua-salam
hi ho jaaye

Jinki yad
me hum
BIMAAR
pade h
Kam se
kam unhe
ZUKHAM
to ho jaye

Monday, March 29, 2010

april fool message / sms / idea / funny sms

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F$##



FO$#



FOO$



FOOL



FoOl



fOoL



foOL



FOOl



fOoL



FoOl



FOol



foOL



FOOL


Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool..

Sunday, March 28, 2010

april fool message / sms / idea / funny sms

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…



Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.



April fool